I'm Back! I'm Alive! I'm AWESOME!!!

Things I will not be discussing:
1) Nappy Rash (wet saddles definitely not FTW)
2) Rain
3) Midges

Things I may be discussing later:
1) My general lever of awesomeness
2) Blisters
3) River crossings - the right way.
4) How I earned my additional falling off points!
5) Did I mention the blisters?
6) MOUNTAIN
7) SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED in a mostly downhill direction - including at one point without any brake pads left.
8) Scotland
9) How and why I'm still dribbling sand EVERYWHERE I go (grit! In my Teeth!)
10) Blisters.

Oh yeah, and I ran 10K. Go me. Totes Awesome.